If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes
“
No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’
And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“
“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"
“Begone, thot“
“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”
“Vermont” style Japanese curry with yams, eggplant, MSG, galangal, and cubes of paneer cheese, served with a slice of challah bread and a glass of Corsendonk Christmas ale
My family was making me feel like shit so my girlfriend made me this spiced rum and eggnog latte to cheer me up and it was so nice of her that I almost cried.
From my very first day as a girl. I was terrified. Seems like ancient history already, despite only being a few months ago. I love that red skirt forever now.
